Slogging Definition: Publish Remote Watercooler Moments

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2 Sept 2021
This Slogging thread by David, Linh, Ellen, Hang, Utsav Jaiswal, Bruno Molteni and Sidra Ijaz occurred in hackernoon's official #only-at-hackernoon channel.
DavidSep 1, 2021, 5:50 PM
The secret to being a good hackernoon employee is steering into your adhd
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LinhSep 1, 2021, 5:51 PM
Hang Utsav Jaiswal to debate the pros and cons
EllenSep 1, 2021, 5:52 PM
But organize your email tho
HangSep 1, 2021, 5:53 PM
You get your hands on all the task but we got nothing done :dead-inside:
Utsav JaiswalSep 1, 2021, 8:59 PM
Classic ADHD tangent - Wait!! Does that mean I'm a good employee? Nice!!
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LinhSep 1, 2021, 9:05 PM
YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING thatโ€™s going on at the company at the same time you still donโ€™t understand: 1. blockchain 2. metaverse 3.anything that has anything to do with coding.
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Utsav JaiswalSep 1, 2021, 9:07 PM
Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key
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HangSep 1, 2021, 9:14 PM
classic ADHD case is when you are in a meeting and you reply to Slack threads and answer emails at the same time :savage-joy:
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LinhSep 1, 2021, 9:24 PM
CLASSIC ADHD: WE MENTIONED HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS out of nowhere in a brand-dashboard meeting :woman-tipping-hand:
LinhSep 1, 2021, 9:24 PM
(the meeting is still going on, btw)
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Utsav JaiswalSep 1, 2021, 9:26 PM
attention deficit on this thread is over 9000 :savage-joy:
EllenSep 1, 2021, 9:27 PM
Which meeting was this? Sounds like I should have been there.
HangSep 1, 2021, 9:27 PM
It turns out we all have short attention span
HangSep 1, 2021, 9:28 PM
And today we learn Bruno looks like Sidraโ€™s younger brother, also during the meeting :savage-joy:
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EllenSep 1, 2021, 9:28 PM
The first step to admitting you have a 'problem,' is organizing your email.
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LinhSep 1, 2021, 9:33 PM
Bruno Molteni LOL
Bruno MolteniSep 1, 2021, 9:35 PM
Sidra Ijaz please send pic ... now I want to know!
Sidra IjazSep 1, 2021, 9:35 PM
Yes that picture would be perfect for this thread ๐Ÿ˜‚
DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:36 PM
OH: "David, are you trying to explain the metaverse to me?"
Sidra IjazSep 1, 2021, 9:36 PM
Bruno Molteniโ€™s Pakistani doppelgรคnger
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LinhSep 1, 2021, 9:38 PM
hereโ€™s how that convo went:
David: I think we can position HackerNoon Content Management System not as a digital site but a digital economy. You have readers, writers, sponsors, each can do their own things or interact with each other.
Linh: did you just try to explain the metaverse to me or have i been on too many meetings?
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DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:40 PM
This is Chad:
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DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:41 PM
This is Chad in a Haunted Mansion:
DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:43 PM
my emoji game
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DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:44 PM
When you discover an undocumented technology, you should document it to help the next person looking for it.
HangSep 1, 2021, 9:49 PM
Do ADHD symptoms include reacting with irrelevant emojis to a post? asking for a fren
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DavidSep 1, 2021, 9:53 PM
The only thing that rhymes with orange is sporange, which is a very rare alternative to the fern-likeย https://www.lexico.com/definition/sporangium.
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HangSep 1, 2021, 9:57 PM
Now that you mention it I do want an orange
DavidSep 1, 2021, 10:01 PM
If you find yourself in the area, buy some Redlands oranges. https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fruit+Stands&find_loc=Redlands%2C+CA
Sidra IjazSep 2, 2021, 6:17 AM
โ€œBlessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.โ€ - Nietzsche
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EllenSep 2, 2021, 6:25 AM
You did not just quote Nietzsche, I'm dead.
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LinhSep 2, 2021, 1:41 PM
Omg you know you are next level smart when you just quote Nietzsche but pleaseeeeeee watch envy by contrapoint she lovesszzzzz him ๐Ÿ˜†
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Sidra IjazSep 2, 2021, 1:43 PM
I have written that in my notes! ๐Ÿ™‚ I'll watch that video ๐Ÿ˜„
Sidra IjazSep 2, 2021, 2:49 PM
lol, she has butchered Nietzsche. AND SHE IS MIND BLOWING. V well-read. Thank you for recommending her content Linh ๐Ÿ™‚
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LinhSep 2, 2021, 6:03 PM
David wanna slog this?
DavidSep 2, 2021, 6:09 PM